Father

One night, a father passed by his son's room and heardhis son praying: "God bless Mommy, Daddy, and Grandma.Ta ta, Grandpa."

The father didn't quite know what this meant, but wasglad his son was praying. The next morning, they foundGrandpa dead on the floor of a heart attack. Thefather reassured himself that it was just acoincidence, but was still a bit spooked.

The next night, he heard his son praying again: "Godbless Mommy and Daddy. Ta ta, Grandma."

The father was worried, but decided to wait untilmorning. Sure enough, the next morning Grandma was onthe floor, dead of a heart attack.

Really scared now, the father decided to wait outsidehis son's door the next night. And sure enough, theboy started to pray: "God bless Mommy. Ta ta, Daddy."

Now the father was crapping his pants. He stayed upall night, and went to the doctor's early the next dayto make sure his health was fine. When he finally camehome, his wife was waiting on the porch.
She said,"Thank God you're here -- we could really use yourhelp! We found milkman dead on our porch thismorning!"