Three friends died and went to heaven. The first friend, Sarah,was the first one to go into the pearly gates and meet "God".
"Hello Sarah, it is so nice to see you here" God said to her."Please make yourself at home and do whatever you want. Slidedown the rainbows, sleep on the clouds, just have fun. BUTDON'T Step on the ducks" God said. "We love and cherish duckshere".
So, Sarah goes on her merry way and enjoys herself. Until OOPS!She steps on a duck. Suddenly the ugliest, most hideous manpops up and Sarah realized she must spend the rest of her lifewith him.
Next, Olivia goes into the pearly gates and God tells her thesame thing. "Do whatever you want, just DON'T step on theducks". So, Olivia goes on her way and OPPS! She steps on aduck. And she, too has to spend the rest of her life with augly, hideous man.
The last friend, Jenn, goes to meet God and he tells herthe same thing. "DON'T STEP on the ducks".
Finally, a few weeks lateer, Olivia and Sarah are with theirugly men and they run into Jenn. And Jenn is with the mostgorgeous guy that anyone has ever seen.
"How did you get so lucky and get such a hot guy"? Sarah askedher.
And the gorgeous guy looks up and says "I stepped on a Duck"!
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